Lizard ticking! [chirping]

Too bad they dont grow a little bigger as pinoys would sell em on a stick cause Mr. Pusat sure likes em a new after school snack for the Bata?

I just killed a gecko who just **** on my head..May he rest in peace..!!!

We got those things bad here and my friend had to ****can his big Sony TV as the gecko was walking on the circut board and shorted it out! LOL it had the toasted Gecko on the board!

We got those things bad here and my friend had to ****can his big Sony TV as the gecko was walking on the circut board and shorted it out! LOL it had the toasted Gecko on the board!

Same thing happened to me!
We have LOTS of geckos in Hawaii ! The digital part of my new Hi tech Jen Air Pange quit working and I took the back off and there were 2 fried geckos on the circuit board !
Looks like they checked out "doing it" hope they died happy! Cost me big as warrantee didn't cover "loving lizards".
I now have a war going against geckos.
Not only for that but they **** everywhere!
Even on Irenes HEAD LOL
I turn a outside light on at night and shoot them with wasp spray can.
Shoots a straight stream 20 feet and they drop like a rock!
OOps! Tho shall not kill! I don't know if I killed them or not and can see if they are dead as they hit the deck and run like hell but the next night there are a lot less!
I probably just scared them!

I don't tell my wife tho as she thinks they are good luck!

Caulk the **** out of everything around the windows they usually come in around them as the lights at night attract them and they need places to hide out during the day replace the brushes that are too soft or worn out on sliding windows as this is where they get in at and you can always cut the bead of caulk around the screen? They gotta have someplace they are hiding out close to your porch light find it and seal it and the Mynah birds will eat em up the next day!

I have LOTS of geckos and LOTS of Mynah birds! They both are thriving!
I saw a big centipede with a gecko in its jaws once!

I'll take the geckos over the Peeds !
Hate peeds more than geckos as they sneak in your bed at night and painfully wake you up and if you don't find where they went you are up ALL night looking. Plus the bastards usally travel in pairs!
Ah! I love living in the tropics!
Won't even mention the squiters, and jungle rats that chew thru window screens unless you have medal screens.

Diazinon granules get rid of peeds clean your yard of any junk stacked on the ground or moist stuff had a client on Molokai once who had a skip of cedar shingles where she thougt the ants were coming from as soon as I sprayed it it came alive like a meal worm block with centipedes, rats have to have a source of fresh water or they will die unlike mice so make sure your dog dish is too hi for them to drink out of and you keep your dog food in a rat proof container, I used to live in Iroquois point there and the damn things used the phone lines for freeways, had a black Lab named Willie who would kill any that came around!

Originally Posted by luxurymanPI

Too bad they dont grow a little bigger as pinoys would sell em on a stick cause Mr. Pusat sure likes em a new after school snack for the Bata?

They can always fry them crispy like they do with the crickets and the scorpions. but ewwwwwwwww! no thanks.

When my lizard starts chirping my fiancee runs to the bedroom. But it ain't no gekko! Its an iguana!!

When my lizard starts chirping my fiancee runs to the bedroom. But it ain't no gekko! Its an iguana!!

What! Does she hide under the covers?